Quotation Wednesday – The Borat Edition

The Messy Optimist

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”

“A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough guy leaders from around the world.”

“Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.”

“Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!”

“Make sexy time with my wife.” 

“She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice.”

“I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini… because it is for girls!”

“I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there.”

“I have non-male son?”

“In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”

“You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.”